" This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates "
- Anonymous
" All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! "
- Lucy Van Pelt
" A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine. "
- Anonymous
" Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get. "
- Forrest Gump
" I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said. "
- Anonymous
